The Alphabet

We were sitting around the table, tummy's stuffed with hot chocolate and french toast with strawberry syrup.  Tim tried to hug Jonathan from the side and Jon freaked out.  "No!"- so Tim let go.  "Real hug" ...then he turned and gave Tim a HUGE hug- the kind where little arms are trying to reach all the way around a big neck and end up putting a shoulder into an adam's apple kind of hug.
Bethany was across the table playing with a little "laptop" doing an alphabet game.  Tim decided to do the alphabet with Jonathan.  Tim would say a letter and Jon would repeat.  A-A-B-B-C-C-D-D-E-E-F-F-G-G-H-H-I-I-J-J-K-K-L-L-M-M-N-N-O-O-P- soap word
Tim- "say P Jonathan"
JJ- "soap word"
Tim- "P"-
"soap word"
Mommy- "P isn't a soap word Jonathan, it is a letter...."

In case you can't tell we've had some issues with "dirty words" at our house lately.  Nothing too severe, but we've been hearing far too much use of poop, poophead, poopyface, etc.  They have become soap words- the kids get a squirt of watered down dish soap in their mouths to wash away the dirty words.
---Good thing we don't live in Florida!